A Poem about Nothing

Seinfeld had a whole show about nothing

A Poem About Nothing

Seinfeld had a whole show about nothing.
There is nothing new in my life.
Everything has already been said by better writers than I.
So today you get absolutely nothing.
I think I am doing a good job so far.
Now don't get mad and say I have wasted your time here.
I warned you from the start that you were getting nothing.
Zip, zilch, naught, zero.
You get a big goose egg today!
When you get a big lump of nothing, you can be reassured,
That is it really about something.
Now go and do what you want with your nothing.
Enjoy your nothing, wallow in it
Have a great day.
I have nothing left to prove.

If you like my poetry you can buy me a coffee