Blog - I am writing about nothing

Seinfeld had a whole show about nothing. I thought today I would write about nothing. There is nothing new. Everything has already been said many times by better writers than I so, today you are getting absolutely nothing. I think so far I am doing a good job. Don't get mad and say I have wasted your time here, I warned you from the start that you were getting nothing. So here is my post about nothing, nada, zip, zilch, naught, zero. You get a big goose egg today. Here is your big lump of nothing. When you get a big lump of nothing, you can be assured that it is really something. Now go and do what you want with your nothing and have a good day. I have nothing left to prove.